office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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