Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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