anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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