i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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