i just google imaged poop.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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