That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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