No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Randomize
