All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Randomize
