Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
Randomize
