Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Randomize