doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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