Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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