Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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