Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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