So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
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