whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
He shit in the fireplace
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