Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
How does it feel to date your dad?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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