Define "chronic" masturbator.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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