I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Ladies don't puke and tell
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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