S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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