I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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