My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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