I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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