shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
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