Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
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