That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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