i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
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