his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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