What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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