pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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