Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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