Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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