Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
there is glitter all over my balls
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
