how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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