AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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