But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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