He is an equal opportunity slut.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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