Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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