1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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