Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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