Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
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