My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I will die if light touches me.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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