When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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