You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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