Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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