I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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