a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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