Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
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