I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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