Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Randomize
