she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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