he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
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