Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
