im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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