No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
