I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
He has the fingertips of a God
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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