i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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